A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. „Why?“ asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. „I’m a panda,“ he says at the door. „Look it up.“ The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. „Panda. Large black and white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.“
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